cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

cockeater

one who eats cock

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!

by worm September 19, 2003

cockswaggler

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)

Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler

by the man March 12, 2003

cockmeat sandwhich

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.

Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.

by Kyle C.Anonymous June 2, 2008

Cocksweater

a colorful hand knitted sweater like over garmet that one wears on ones cockshaft for fashion and warmth. Possible attachments include the "ball bag" and "head hood." These items are sold at such stores as: Osh Cock...BallGock, JC Penis, Ball-Walmart, and American Eagle.

Fo Example: "Bro, my G-Ma is totally gonna hook me up this Christmas with a sick nasty cocksweater."
"No way man! Like aaaaawehehr4hhadlfdjfasldf"
*Guy Two Explodes because he was a robot the whole time...*

by Nick, Carter, Ace, Alex, Brian June 22, 2008

cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)

'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'

by God September 22, 2003

cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.

Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.

by nl-mc November 17, 2011