cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

cocksphyxiation

A condition where the brain does not recieve enough oxygen due to A MOUTHFULL OF CAWK

Laura's face turned purple when I put some mad cocksphyxiation on her.

by taint3d0ne March 31, 2003

Cockshay

1. A guy named Akshaya, (alternate spellings may include Akshay, Akshae, Akshaxel..),
that has an incredibly large cock. Desired endlessly by females.

2. Sex god. Worshipped by all.

"I so wish I was a Cockshay.."

by Cockshaydefinition3 April 16, 2009

cockhype

Someone who can't go without cock in them for an extended period of time. Usually refering to some scuz who love to suck dick whenever possible, but can also be someone who wants to keep their pooper filled up with cock at all times. Male or female

a. Stephanie is great, she is a real cockhype.
b. Travis is a waste of skin, he is a real cockhype.
c. When justin called mario a cockhype we all new the argument was over.

by Rickter December 13, 2006

Cockshop

Term used to describe a male whose abnormally limited mental capacity means that he is only good for one thing: providing cock services (Usually casual sex)

Can also be used as a synonym for a gay nightclub or gay bar.

"That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard, you complete and utter cockshop."

OR

"Yeah, you can always find Matt at the cockshop on Friday nights."

by Spanish Sam October 19, 2007

Cockshot

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010

COCKSHIRTING

When a boy, teen, or man walks around only wearing a shirt, otherwise totally naked, cock swinging free. Usually occurs when on the hunt for clean undies and/or pants.

She: I'm so fucking mad, my brother was cockshirting when Brad came over!

by 5Septembermorning May 20, 2018