Cockwand

A derogatory word used to describe someone who is behaving like an idiot tool dickhead etc...

Gordon Brown is a right Cockwand, however i'm not so sure David Cameron is much better!

Ok so i know i was being a right Cockwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, I blame her though...she shouldn't walk around naked when I'm around.

by P - E A Z Y July 8, 2010

Cuckhand

Word for your left hand as it watches you jerk it with your right

My right hand is so sore from last night, but not my cuckhand!

by Naked_Nathaniel July 29, 2025

General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken

“Man your a General Cock-Hand.”

by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022