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Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.
by JohnnySix January 27, 2003
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Copulation

The amount of retired law enforcement in a particular city or town.

noun
I want to discover the copulation in the town I’m hoping to retire in.
by SK1957 November 12, 2018
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Copulation

The amount of police populating a certain area.
Main street is has a high copulation.
by Stag211 November 3, 2021
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Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.
I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(
by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022
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cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.
Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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premature clapulation

When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.
At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.
by marcig19 September 5, 2012
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premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.
I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.
by OldGrandad April 2, 2017
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