wing clipper

Some arsehole who tries to hold you back from your goals, dreams in life..reducing your freedom, they try to clip your wings so you can't fly.

Guy: i want to travel around the world but my girlfriend is being a bitch and is trying to stop me.

Guy2: you gf is a wing clipper. dump her.

by snarfislost April 29, 2011

Turd Clippers

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"

by Budaploud July 8, 2009

Clippers

Professional basketball team. Best team in the National Basketball Association (NBA).

Jump on the bandwagon and route for the best! The Los Angeles Clippers are the team of the future.

by Luigi May 12, 2004

poodle clipper

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.

"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"

by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009

Tennessee Clipper

After engaging in heated sexual activity with a drunken female, she generally will pass out if intoxicated enough. After she has entered this state, the gentleman will then proceed to shave her entire body, paying particular attention to the pubic and eyebrow areas. The hair will then be collected and SHOVED IN HER FUCKING MOUTH! That's what I'm talking about!

After banging that drunk chick, Bob pulled a Tennessee Clipper on her. She's been picking her teeth ever since.

by G-Man105 January 29, 2006

Clipper Ripper

n.

A specialised type of lighter thief, who dabbles only in the twocing of Clipper brand lighters.

Fred: "Anyone have a light?"
Bob: "Here y'go guv"
Fred "Clipper, eh?"
Bob: "Yeah."
Bob: "Fred...?"

by bmr November 16, 2004

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009