climber

Someone who will do whatever it takes to reach what they consider to be the "top" of the social scale, often disregarding other friends to make new friends. However, when the new friends disappoint and they go back to the old friends they find that they are left with no friends.

Person 1: Wasn't Jenn supposed to hang out with you today?
Person 2: Yeah, but she went to go hang out with Jeff and his friends.
Person 1: She just flaked on your plans?
Person 2: Yeah. Since meeting Jeff, she got to meet Scott, Bob, and Angie's group.
Person 1: What a climber.
Person 2: Word. That bitch needs to check herself.

by MKdizzzle November 4, 2009

social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.

by Jeffro December 1, 2007

Clim

Irish slang for a cheeky bloke

Viper: "Who's this clim guy? Clim Pipe McGonagle, is it? You look like you smell of piss"

by Tighteous May 13, 2021

Dirtbag Climber

A glorified bum, who spends all of his/her time begging for food, drinking PBR, and climbing.

Fred Beckey classic Dirtbag Climber

by Hmann21 December 28, 2011

Climatized

Being climatized means you are severely affected by climate change to the point where you develop true fear.

Global warming scares the heck out of Jim. Poor guy, he must be climatized.

by PWS27 May 30, 2017

Climaxing Wake

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.

"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019

clikmoarmy

someone who is a fan of twenty one pilots, bts (bangtan sonyeondan), and txt (tomorrow x together). the word is a combination of each fandom; clikkie (a.k.a the clique), moa, and army! they're a small group of people who are kind, funny, and just want to spread the btxtøp agenda!!

i love tøp, bts, and txt which makes me a clikmoarmy!! :D

by sahloseok June 18, 2020