Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

rusty clench

When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls

The best moment of my life was when my wife gave me the rusty clench

by gjkljuhfvc February 17, 2017

butthole clencher

Anything that causes enough excitement to tighten one's butthole. Can be thrilling or scary.

Man, this horror game is a real butthole clencher.

by Amy_S April 1, 2017

much in the clutch

When someone is perfect under pressure when it really matters.

Dwayne Wade was much in the clutch when he made the buzzer beater 3 to win the game

by s-dog freeland May 16, 2011

pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

by Emdeecee January 3, 2008

pearl-clutcher

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.

Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.

by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018

clutch kill

The game-saving kill that makes the difference between losing and winning the match, often occurs in the very last seconds of a game or in overtime

With 2 seconds left on the clock, Buckwheat pulls off a clutch kill, winning the game for his team by a single point.

by whydammitwhy January 8, 2010