cleptodemic

A person who steals memorabilia from elite universities.

Annette couldn't help stealing pens from MIT, she was a born cleptodemic.

by Athene December 21, 2005

clemp

full time hick....located in pacific northwest

"look at that group of clemps over there chewing on hay!"

by hoyaaaaaaaaaaa June 11, 2006

Clematis

When a girl has an extremely stinky vag.

"I went down on a girl the other night, and she had major clematis. I nearly barfed."

by ArnoldEatsChildren February 28, 2010

Cleptoholic

1) Someone who is addicted to stealing.

2) Someone who is addicted to cleptohol.

1) Dude, you stole another bottle from that party? You're a damn cleptoholic!

2) Mike: Dude I drank so much last night.
Nick: You're a damn cleptoholic!

by Hawke Trackler April 27, 2009

Clemstrode

The act of your testicles swelling to the size of clementines/tangerines, only to have the skin peel away to reveal a sweet, orangy inside, excellent for baking.

Cheer up, you catch the clemstrode or something?

I was going to suck his dick, but realized he had caught the clemstrode.

by streetflash December 15, 2008

Clempton

Clemtpon, meaning huge or big

e.g. adam: sam have you seen calvin

sam: haha yeah have you seen his clempton chin

adam: yess its totally clempton

calvin: hey! my chin isnt that clempton!

by SAMCALADAM July 12, 2010

clepto inebriato

A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts.

Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.

Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket?

Kristy: No, why?

Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.

by Maniels November 1, 2011