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double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.
"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."
by Creggle Weggles August 21, 2011
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perve cleanse

when someone boots everyone of their cam
just had to perve cleanse because the whole room was watching
by epigav May 14, 2010
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coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.
by Jlewmook September 22, 2016
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taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse
by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017
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booze cleanse

Similar to Juice Cleanse but with alcohol, drank to the point where all previously eaten meals are vomited out of the body, thus cleansing it. Usually conducted during the weekend or, occasionally, during a family reunion.
Man, i guess i got too much turkey.. Might as well just booze cleanse til dessert arrives.
by vlsn September 28, 2017
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emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
by graya November 29, 2017
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Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.
IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!
by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019
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