hair cave

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.

The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

chocolate cave dweller

Pejorative term referring to ones proclivity for anal sex, typically reserved for homosexual males.

That Carl is a real chocolate cave dweller.

Or

I'm no stranger to chocolate cave dwelling.

by Turdf69 May 19, 2016

Cave Story

A very fun -if difficult at times- indie computer game made by Studio Pixel that spent 5 years in development. It follows the story of a silent, nameless protagonist with amnesia trying to save a bunch of rabbit people. As the story unfolds, the player will meet new friends and enemies, find new and powerful weapons, and unveil treachery like the world hasn't seen since ebaumsworld.

It also has music better than most recent big name bands, and a secret level that will steal your soul.

The secret level in Cave Story stole my soul, but I got it back when I won.

by monkeylator July 22, 2007

Caveat Dorito

Beware skinny girls who like junk food

Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.

by Cool Hand Duke October 16, 2007

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

chicken of the cave

Bats

"You know what they call bats, chicken of the cave"

by FfsWtF August 14, 2016

Cave Beast

A derogatory term for a person with white European ancestry.

That damn cave beast lets his dog lick his balls.

by DominizZzle January 27, 2019