Clart

A large dry aged Rib of beef.
"Yo bro I'm having a cook-up" - Stephane

"Want me to grab a clart?" - Nelson
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Clart

From the Jamaican Patois, the word Clart has many differing definitions.

However, it is mainly used to describe the rear end, or Ass.

To be Licked inna your Clart, is to receive a kick in the ass (or head)

In order to better understand the definition of Clart, it may be easier to think of the Clart as the essential nature of a person, possibly related to its connection with blood.

Hence, “Yuh dutty likkle bloodclart” is a highly insulting remark, aimed at the core of that persons character...
(And has nothing at all to do with questionable Welsh rappers)
“Yah go kiss mi Clart yuh likkle raas

“Suck unno bloodclart
by El Gato Mysterioso May 06, 2019
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Clart

To 'clart' someone is to smack them one.
"I oughtta clart you one round your boney head, you naughty!".
by Jeej October 14, 2004
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clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.
In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.
by Jacomba February 28, 2004
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Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.
"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"
by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009
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clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers
"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"
by 5010m0n July 04, 2012
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Clart

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart
"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."
by KJizzo July 19, 2017
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