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Claptard

When a person is the last left clapping in a crowd, with everybody gazing at him/her in shame.
The feedback from the crowd was great, except for the claptard who was singled out.
by nikmet October 17, 2009
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Classtastic

1. Used to describe something that is extremely classy, or in good taste.

2. Can also be used sarcastically to deride those who are certainly not classy.
1. Did you see the new vest and tie combo I picked up for the formal?
Yeah, man. That stuff is classtastic!

2. Steve and Vicki were totally hooking up in the bathroom at formal. She was all over his new vest and tie combo.
Really? Classtastic.
by Fergsauce October 27, 2010
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Clipstache

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.
Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"
by stashmaster August 17, 2012
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claustabox

When a woman feels claustrophobia around her genitalia due to the clothing she is wearing, as a result she takes of her clothes.
"Matt I have claustabox I'm taking these fucking pants off" because the best pants are no pants
by lucalaw May 25, 2014
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clastard

A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour
"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"
by rishakibarack June 9, 2017
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clamstance

the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her vagina between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.
god damn man i'm tryin to be good but that bitch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i'll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.
by war-n August 29, 2017
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