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Cleveland Ass Clapper 

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.
Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

happy clapper 

a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.

can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.
- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."

- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."

- "what? oh man. amen!"

or

"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"
happy clapper by melsugar September 3, 2006

Cheek Clapper 69

when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.
my favorite position is Cheek Clapper 69
Cheek Clapper 69 by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

Auto Clapper 

“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”
Auto Clapper by Purple drink January 25, 2020

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).
Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

flapper clapper 

Used to describe a girls loose pussy lips that clap when she walks.
"Damn that bitch has a huge set of flapper clappers on her."
"Her flapper clappers are so loose you can fit a football through them."
"My brother always takes one for the team, he always gets stuck with the flapper clappers."
flapper clapper by Panadero Saint January 9, 2008