When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008
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The act of a messageboard administrator imposing nazi-like rules on his messageboard. Made famous by Clay of www.squabble.org
by w3rd October 29, 2003
Get the claydolf mug.When five or more people poop in succession in the same toilet, filling it to the top.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
Most commonly done in restaurants in Maryland with five participants. The act is done by first making a batting order of the shitters. Shitter #5 takes point outside of the stall keeping watch and preventing some other poor bastard from laying their ass on the cauldron of poo. Shitter #1 goes into the stall, makes his business, and then layer it over with toilet paper. He leaves and alerts shitter #2 who is standing on deck outside of the bathroom, that it is now his time to shine. Shitter #1 tells #3 to go on deck outside the bathroom and then the process will repeat itself with the other shitters until all of them have gone besides the one keeping watch. Lastly, shitter #5 or whomever is keeping watch goes, layers it, and attempts to flush. The result should produce a clayish substance that does not
move.
by Coffin Cover May 12, 2014
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Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.
Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Played by the accent god, Fred Armisen.
Pronunciation: Muh-Leep-Nos, the Clay is silent.
Amy: "Can you spell that please? "
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."
Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."
Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."
Mlep(clay)nos: "M, L, E, P, Clay..."
Amy: "Did you say Clay?"
Mlep(clay)nos: "Yes, the Clay is silent."
Amy: "Alright. Have you seen this man before? (shows picture) He was shot last night."
Mlep(clay)nos: "Oh... Thank you." (takes the picture and closes his door)
Amy: "No. Sir, that's ours. We need that. Sir!"
Jake: " He took it."
by tharealslimshadystandsup August 16, 2018
Get the Mlep(clay)nos mug.Clayton County, Located in Zone 3, is probably the most notorious county in Atlanta. It is a gang infested area with some of the most crime ridden suburbs, where 65.15% of the population is Black. ClayCo is home to the most dangerous city in the state of Georgia, known as College Park. The crime rate of Riverdale alone..is 2.07 times higher than the crime rate of Compton, CA. ClayCo also has a name in the music industry, due to the fact that it is the home of some well known music icons. Even though it has some really rough edges, Clayton County isn't all bad when you get use to its community. Clayton County also welcomes potential residents with some of the most affordable homes in the city of Atlanta.
Cities in Clayton County:
-Lovejoy (The overall crime rate in Lovejoy is 27% higher than the national average.)
-Jonesboro (The overall crime rate in Jonesboro is 85% higher than the national average.)
-Lake City (The overall crime rate in Lake City is 93% higher than the national average.)
-Forest Park (The overall crime rate in Forest Park is 134% higher than the national average.)
-Riverdale (The overall crime rate in Riverdale is 148% higher than the national average.)
-Morrow (The overall crime rate in Morrow is 233% higher than the national average.)
-College Park (The overall crime rate in College Park is 376% higher than the national average.)
Cities in Clayton County:
-Lovejoy (The overall crime rate in Lovejoy is 27% higher than the national average.)
-Jonesboro (The overall crime rate in Jonesboro is 85% higher than the national average.)
-Lake City (The overall crime rate in Lake City is 93% higher than the national average.)
-Forest Park (The overall crime rate in Forest Park is 134% higher than the national average.)
-Riverdale (The overall crime rate in Riverdale is 148% higher than the national average.)
-Morrow (The overall crime rate in Morrow is 233% higher than the national average.)
-College Park (The overall crime rate in College Park is 376% higher than the national average.)
Timothy: Yo, you tryna go to that Skate Zone in ClayCo?
Smith: Naah, I heard its worse then South Central down there.
Smith: Naah, I heard its worse then South Central down there.
by KingdomATL January 26, 2017
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by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010
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