CalderonFan4Life

CalderonFan4Life, or James, is a former twitch streamer and current youtuber. He was well known on Twitch for threatening children over the internet and being a bald racist. He often tried to make kids think that he was cool by rapping and playing popular games. He eventually retired from streaming after he got tired of being bullied by internet trolls. James, now 38 years old, spends his days sitting around for hours while waiting for pink diamond codes and looking at pictures of biceps. A NFL Football career was in his future, until a terrible injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school.

Person 1: When is CalderonFan4Life streaming again?
Person 2: Never, he’s too scared. He knows chat runs his stream.
Person 1: Big Facts

by NIDWIW🤟😂 August 1, 2018

Cadeen

Loving, kind, very loyal, can kiss very well

Cadeen is intelligent girl, kind ,very loyal, a good kisser and easy to convince

by Cadeen October 3, 2020

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Freak Space Cadet Bass Player

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.

" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"

by DATRU12YEAROLD June 6, 2018

calderize

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

Jo Calderone

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;

Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!

Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"

Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!

by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011

Caden

A very sweet guy. He's always there when you need a helping hand. He's also extremely attractive. Caden is really funny, even when he teases you. If he teases you, it's in a joking way. He thinks he's ugly, but when you look at his face, you can't seem to see why he would think that. His eyes are really pretty and he laughs a lot. His taste in music is pretty good too. He's a really cool dude and isn't afraid to show when he likes a girl. Even with all the great things about him, he thinks he's a loser and that he isn't worth anything when in all actuality, he is worth all of these compliments.

Girl 1: Hey, who's that??
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!

by Mom Chan February 10, 2019