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The Chunk

It’s the best “chunk” of the year. It can loosely be defined as the time frame in the year when one most commonly finds themselves drinking hot apple cider. It falls over September, October, November, and December.
But it begins and ends with a feeling so the above is debatable. It’s about warm houses, blankets, and fire places. Tea, hot chocolate, and chai lattes. It’s pumpkin spice muffins and comfort food. it’s crunchy atmospheric decoration be it leaves or snow. It’s rosy cheeks and warm hearts. turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes. Sweaters and socks and boots and leggings and hats and mitts, and jean jackets or just plain jeans. It’s colors and cinnamon.
“Oh, I’m so glad that the chunk has finally arrived, it gives me an excuse to use up this bulk package of cinnamon and wear every single sweater I own.”

“Hey Mom, you making hot apple cider or something? it smells pretty chunky in here.”
by The Chunk Fairy September 22, 2013
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chunk bunker

A small hole dug in the ground to bury turds in, for when you can't find the john. Digging one of these "bunkers" is called Chunk Bunkering.
"If you go camping, remember to bring a little shovel so you can dig some "chunk bunkers" if you need to drop a dookie. Make sure you bury it though, or people might get pissed."
by rockstarchris June 21, 2007
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Chunkaberry

A girl who has a pretty face, and who is over the weight limit to be catagorized as "thick", but is under the weight limit to be catagorized as "fat".
Shahpore banged him a "Chunkaberry" last night; it may have been Jason's (girl) cousin.
by shahpore September 5, 2007
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Chunkleberry

A fat girl with a pretty face.
Damn that girl is big but she a Chunkleberry.
by Chizzad October 2, 2007
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chunker dunker

Guy who dates big chicks.
Victor is a chunker dunker, and will only go out with big chicks.
by fivexfive June 17, 2008
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chunkazoid

A chunkazoid is a small to medium sized dog that is beginning to resemble a trapezoidal shape due to weight gain. The word can also be applied to domestic cats.
This winter, the omnivorous little beagle ate too many treats and didn't exercise as much as usual. Wow, did she become a chunkazoid.
by Sara Alize Cross January 7, 2009
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Chunkhouse

Any dwelling either temporary (e.g. a tent) or permanent where a significant number of fat people are residing.
"Hey Mark, your wife really put on some weight, huh?"

"I know. If she doesn't start getting rid of it pretty soon she'll have to go to one of those chunkhouses"

"Sounds harsh."

"Well that is what chunkhouses are for."

"Touche!"
by Cirdellin December 18, 2009
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