chumphead

someone who is so chump-like, everyone hates them

my god lemuel is such a chumphead

by jdub513 January 28, 2007

chumped

Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:

1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.

Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?

No, she totally chumped me.

by cokemidget June 23, 2008

clumpie

A girl thats a little cutie and plump

Nichole Ritchie use to be Clumpie before she went anorexic.

by S.Lofthus January 1, 2009

chumpette

A female who is a chump. Therefore, being a chumpette.

Wow, that girl fucked that guy with AIDS. What a chumpette.

by Muwahahaha!!1 January 25, 2006

chumpion

One who has ascended to champion status through their chumphood. Through their chumpish actions they have done something which others agree with in their heart of hearts, thus rendering themselves a chumpion.

Mahir Cagri is an absolute chumpion

by Brentles November 26, 2006

chumpers

a beautiful girl

Molly Lynch is my little chumpers

by Ralphy McGregor April 12, 2004

chumped

to bust on someone so that they have nothing to say afterwards.

I chumped you.

by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003