Chud 

A complete idiot who uses old timey speak to try to sound intelligent. Goes far beyond the scope of what is considered geeky. This dude thinks it's cool to wear a monacle and a top hat, and speaks in literary references 24/7.

My boyfriend is stuck in the 1830s. What a chud.

Chud by awesomeland713 August 14, 2011

Chud 

Chud- Another form of chode or a penis that is longer in diameter than it is in actual length.

We were at a party and Matt kept hitting on all the nasty bitches like a fuckin chud.

Sean got hammered with Josh on the 4th and acted like such a collassal fuckin chud.

Chud by dbreezy98 July 19, 2010

chud 

Any person who is an asshole, low class, ghetto, stupid, or difficult to be around. This word is all encompassing. It can be used to describe any race but always in a derogatory fashion.

These chuds didn't leave a tip. Shocking!
This bar is sketchy, too many chuds.
Chuds breed chuds, it's science.

chud by keithwantedit May 12, 2014

Chud 

A penis that's wider than it is long.

"my penis is 4'' across, and 3'' in length"

Chud by Chodester July 16, 2003

chud 

chewing gum

can i borrow thirty pence for some chuds please?

chud by ipw June 9, 2004

chud 

Another word for chewing gum.
Used in yeovil by yobbos- is a slang word.
I hope it will be in the dictionary one day

sav some o hat chud mate, maybes some rezin

chud by Pete Brown April 24, 2007

Chud 

Abnormal.

Bizarre.

Scary shit.

Jayme loves the chud.

Chud by Team Foxski December 9, 2010