A guy that is nice on the outside to lure girls in, but is actually a stubborn fuck that acts like a victim the second he rejects a girl that actually cares about him. Usually has brown hair, nice name. Has lots of friends, loud, likes apples
by Bluudud2334 October 12, 2025
Get the Christosmug. Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
Get the Count of Monte Christomug. Christos is a Greek name. It represents a good looking guy who has a care free attitude but sometimes violent. He is still kind of sweet and loves to treat girls nice. He also has a big dick, so he's going to steal your girl, your sister and your mother. Be aware!
My friend told me about a guy she wanted to meet. I don't like blind dates, but he turned out to be a Christos.
by TheChristos321 November 22, 2021
Get the Christosmug. That one mf in the friend group who has social anxiety and cant even walk in a store. He also probably has a crush on a girl in the friendgroup and everyone tries to get them together. Also he's hot, and greek.
by ariex6000 January 24, 2022
Get the Christosmug. by Only fact April 27, 2022
Get the Christomug. by DanTheDuck November 22, 2021
Get the Christosmug. Christos are usually pretty chubby or petite and have huge booties and penises. Most Christie’s have double D BOOBS. The average christo also is madly in love with one piece and will suck luffys gum gum penis. Christos are usually seen in love with Ian’s or Meatballs
by VeryMysteryManBalls November 23, 2021
Get the Christomug.