The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

Christen

A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.

Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.

by flappytoe August 16, 2017

Christen

Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏

Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.

by Raineeeee November 22, 2021

Christen

Pissing all over a car

Tina, I christened dads Lexus again!

by AirPod charger April 6, 2022

christen ally

jean kirschtein’s wife😁

person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧

by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021

Christen

The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.

Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool

by TheBesteveryeah January 16, 2022

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.

I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening

by Painterpeet November 15, 2020