Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021

hair by chrissy

she’s a hair salon in LA that every influencer goes to get their hair done there, she calls her self a “hair stylist” when she doesn’t even know how to do POC hair, and she’s also racist, doesn’t require masks, & have so many bad reviews, we started calling her hair by chrispy/crispy bc she does hair like a fried french fries or a crispy chicken, now she started dragging the “hair by crispy” joke too much and overused it and the joke is over she’s also annoying asf😁👍
RIP the joke 10/12/2020-10/15/2020

have you seen hair by chrissy? she said she can’t do dev’s hair bc she’s a POC

by i love clowning❤️ October 16, 2020

chrissynordgaard

she is absolutely stunning. You know that this gurl will always b by your side, and she will always make you laugh. Everytime you see the smile on her face it puts a smile to yours. Shes hilarious, and has a six pack from laughing. We believe tht she doesnt have a boyfriend because she laughs too much :D

She has an amazing body especially an amazing guys, all the guys love it...except she doesnt realize it
You can always have the time of your life with chritina
ps. shes good in bed :P ;)

ooo hus tht hottie right there
its chrissynordgaard

by avrilicious15552 September 29, 2011

Chriss Hanson

A character from the southpark episode Le petit Tourette.
Chriss is a host of a talkshow, covering an item over tourette. He's also known for his item about pedophiles.

Oh no, its Chriss Hanson!
**gunshot**

by donkey boner October 28, 2007

ChrissyP

The kind of girl you can't ever forget. If you even dream she doesn't like you anymore you will wake up heartbroken and feeling empty. Her heart is as deep as the color cerulean, and her kiss makes you want to blast Creed songs from a mountaintop.

That girl is smart , tall and beautiful she must be a ChrissyP

by VernElkridge February 15, 2019

chrissowed

To be mercilessly robbed, in an enjoyable way, over and over again.

'Where is he, he said he was 5 mins away'
'When was that?'
'5 hours ago!!!'
"Dang, I got Chrissowed again !!!!1!"

by norty & natasha August 27, 2019

chrisevansdirtywh0re

chrisevansdirtywh0re is a special person! am i concerned for them, they are a amazing friend. 🙄💅

chrisevansdirtywh0re is like my fav mutual
my fav celebrity is chrisevansdirtywh0re

by iminlovewithnatasha July 16, 2021