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chode in the hole

when a man with a chode has sex usually with someone with a gunt
bob fancied a bit of chode in the hole so got his chode out and stuck it into julies gunt
by chode mcchode December 3, 2007
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Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.
Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.
by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008
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chodapalooza

1)is a party of chodes; which may include any numbers of such persons with a short, fat, hairy genitalia

2)a couple of retards trying to hump a door knob
Damn! That MaChode is probably the organizer for Chodapalooza '09.
by Gizzzz General March 20, 2009
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Chodabear

A very furry little man, with looks similar to a bear, with a dick wider than it is long.
holly shit! That guys a Chodabear!
by Bernice williams July 21, 2009
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Chode

A penis that's girth exceeds its length.
Where we're going, we don't need chodes!
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chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode
by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014
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Chode Zone

A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.
Wanna go to the bar next to the volleyball court? Nah man that place is a total chode zone!
by BaileyStrum September 28, 2018
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