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crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.
That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.
by electricjam420 July 22, 2012
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Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.
That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.
by Neilmiser May 6, 2004
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chippy1337

Who is Chippy1337? He is supposed to be Romanian. Some say he owns a botnet of 700k servers. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear AnonOps tell it after they were hit with over 50gbps, anybody could have worked for Chippy. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
<chippy1337> ddos comin
by Razor_and_Blade August 23, 2011
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Chimpy McFlightsuit

A clueless, drunken, arrogant silver spoon who usurps power through family connections and fuels a wartime economy on the backs of future generations. Resembles a monkey in facial expressions as well as oratory skills.
Chimpy McFlightsuit took the oath of office in January 2001
by Russel Stover August 10, 2004
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Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.
Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.
by katam December 22, 2010
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Crispy cream

Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits
Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?
by Beeeeeaaaach May 3, 2020
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crispy chicken

When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)
I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken
by kevin sinc June 27, 2006
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