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Hercules chili bowl 

When one flagellates while menstruating causing the gas to travel from the butt crack to the crotchal region making a bubble similar to homemade chili. Thus creating the Hercules chili bowl.
One night we were at Kristina's house when Sara, on her period, let out a Hercules chili bowl that was heard throughout the city of Hercules.
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Brazilian Chili Bowl 

The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.
It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.
Brazilian Chili Bowl by sinikalsin October 22, 2008

Milwaukee Chili Bowl 

The act of deficating into someones mouth whilst they are asleep. Followed by stealthily slushing your penis in their mouth, creating a warm chili-esque condition.
The Milwaukee Chili Bowl that was given to Bill, was a late night supper that he would not soon forget, or recall for that matter.
Milwaukee Chili Bowl by Maxwell Peter September 30, 2007

Brigham young chili bowl 

Masterbate until cumming, then stick your raining cheese into your spouses ass in fetal position. Fall asleep limp cuddle inside behind your cheese filled spouse.
It was a cold in late october, so we warmed up our sexuality with a brigham young chili bowl.

Denver chili bowl 

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
Denver chili bowl by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007

Texas Chili Bowl 

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.
Texas Chili Bowl by zander365 October 6, 2011

Texas Chili Bowl 

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
Texas Chili Bowl by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012