1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus
2. Food
2. Food
by Chris Fucking Cameron January 08, 2005
The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.
by zander365 October 07, 2011
When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
by hookedonphonics September 04, 2012
: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.
by Justin "Allen" August 13, 2008
by MA Nigga Jason October 08, 2010
Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
by HouCou2003 April 20, 2021
The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers
We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.
by BoyBloo January 31, 2023