Child

A factory worker

You see that child there, he’s making below minimum wage in a Chinese factory

by ChineseFactoryManager May 31, 2023

Child

A kid, small brain, possibly crazy.

The Child ran 10 laps after hearing that he will get a twinkie

by supor35 March 16, 2022

Childe

ed sheeran in genshin impact.. but water

Childe will be Adulte when he is older

by Woman kisser December 11, 2021

Childe

Childe is a curse. He will curse you. Childe is rapidly approaching your location. Do not try to stop him. He will only grow stronger. Childe is coming. There's 3 stages of grief: 1. Sphere. 2. Boobs. 3. Emo. No clue how to stop this curse, so like um goodluck. Also if you know any Michael and you have the Childe curse... run.

"Oh no! I've been seeing a lot of cursed stuff recently."
"Its the childe curse."
"The what?"

by skittlewaggler November 9, 2022

Childe

Genshin impact kinnie, let me guess you spent all your money rolling for that DAMN TARTAGLIA and your not sure if it was worth it in the end.

im broke but i have Childe lol

by imatrainwrecklol January 19, 2021

Childe

very hot russian ed sheeran,, tried sinking? liyue but is still very sexy 🤸 ♀️

childe please come home babe pleae i miss you and fighting you just isn’t enough anymore peabd </3

by baizhu kisser March 12, 2021

child

a derogatory term for someone under the age of 13 or something, though most assholes call people under 18 children. contrary to popular belief, children are the best form of human that has ever existed, due to their innocence, uninhibited creativity, friendliness, and irresistible humor. all children are born with large amounts of creativity and imagination, though society quickly hushes that away so they can become an ass-faced drone to keep the modern society alive. children are a blessing, as they have yet to be turned into temper-mental assholes because life keeps pissing on their faces. however, some children can keep their souls, seeing that society is only tearing them down, so they lift themselves up and realize that life is testing you, and if you know that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, you will pass, and be happy until you die and transcend into glob-world.

Adult 1: ha! look at that child!
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!

Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.

by A-person_yay February 19, 2014