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Chelshit

A football club in EPL that play defense extremely
"You see how the chelshit park the bus?"
by Soccergod84 February 20, 2018
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Chelsie

Chelsie is a meme-loving friend who absolutely has an extreme love for: Queen music, Mac n cheese, and anime.
A weeb

Don't leave them alone for 3 hours cause they'll probably set something on fire.
Don't let her have access to urban dictionary and reddit.
1. Chelsie stop setting your friends on fire please.
2. Chelsie that pancake has salt on it, don't- OH MY GOD YOU ATE IT?
by TheLampLord October 18, 2019
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Chelsing Out

When a girl has an estrogen explosion in a stunned shock of voicelessness and scattered shrieking and squealing.
Guy: Dude! Why did you send that picture of cute cuddly kittens to my girlfriend!

Dude: What? I thought she would like them!

Guy: She did! Thats the problem, she's totally chelsing out right now!
by Andrew Teeples January 2, 2009
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Chelsie

Famous for her deceitfully charming wit and amazing ass, Chelsie will get you to fall in love with her and then steal your soul. She claims to have been born in 1989 but she can be seen in Greek, Norse, and Celtic Mythology, among others. Many cultures have come up with ways to explain the Chelsie Phenomenon, often counting their experiences as an encounter with a succubus, siren, or femme fatale. No, this was Chelsie.

Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
-shitty poetry
-insensitive jokes
-recycling bins
-sunblock
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.

Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.
Tom: Dude I love this girl I think I'm going to fuck her tonight.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.
by catcenturyx1 May 6, 2010
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Chelsia So

Don't call her chelsia she will freak out
Call her syx la cls
Btw not chel-see it's chel-si-a, it's different from Chelsea :)
Someone: HEY CHELSIA SO
Chelsia: *freaks out
Chelsia thinks: oh right I'm have an English name called chelsia
Chelsia: yes what?
(Chelsia: I said it's syx)
(Syx: good.)
by 知音 October 14, 2020
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Chelsei

A beautiful girl, inside & out. She is caring, smart, & sensitive. She makes the best girlfriend to any guy she chooses. She is also very stylish.
You know Chelsei, she is so sweet & gorgeous
by Jay-YourBoo November 23, 2021
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J.R. Celski

An olympic bronze metal, world champion, and record setting short track speed skater. He is an amazing, inspiring person, who managed to overcome a very serious injury just months before the olympics in time to compete. Also the sexiest man alive.
Girl 1: J.R. Celski is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah definitely. And super inspirational too!
by SoulPatch101 October 21, 2010
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