Cheeve

Can be used to represent all forms of sundry reprehensible, repulsive, and otherwise strange items, behaviors, and or people.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl's dress was so cheevy."
Guy 2: "I know, I would totally cheeve that."

Me: "James can be such a cheever sometimes."

by Cheeving101 November 2, 2010

cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.

Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.

by John Dohhh February 25, 2008

Cheeked

(Verb) Receiving such an ass-whooping, specifically in American Football, that your cheeks are bloodied from the beating

(Verb) In 2016, the end result of any opponent playing the Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team

(Verb) The resulting effect of the Cleveland Browns 2016 schedule

"The game is over, the game is finally fuckin over, once again the final score is: The Alabama Crimson Tide 63, (insert any Big Ten, Big 12, Pac 12 School name here) CHEEKED"

"Damn Hue Jackson, it's just a Cheeked life for you and your shitty Browns this year, huh?"

"And would you believe it, Ol' Ricky thought he could get around the end on the option sweep! Ricky got dat ass CHEEKED!"

by blorpy October 13, 2016

ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

de-cheesed

when you try to pull out a slice from a pizza, and the cheese/majority of sauce comes off of the slice, leaving you with a worthless piece of dough

Damn it! Every slice I try to pull out gets de-cheesed.

by uuuummmmm November 29, 2010

A CHEEVES

A person who is basically packing a small genatalia that under reqular average.

(Girl) He was totally packing a cheeves, couldnt feel a thing.

by ynknown niqga April 12, 2015

Mega-Cheesed

1. An adjective used to describe someone that's VERY pissed off.
2. When the area you are in is filled with cheese. A LOT of cheese.
3. When you rip a fart so big that you swear you feel your butthole tearing open, and the person next to you feels a rumbling vibration.
4. A term in the video game Death Road to Canada (aka a very good zombie game that i've lost over 211 times and won zero times) that shows the zombies are super irritated and will come after you faster than the girlfriend you cheated on.

"Hey Jim, you feeling Mega-Cheesed again huh?"
"Shut up Todd." Suddenly, a pissed off zombie comes through the door and throws cheese everywhere.
"Oh great Jim, now you made the Mega-Cheesed zombie fill the room with cheese, making the room Mega-Cheesed!"
"So what Todd? I mean you Mega-Cheesed in your pants earlier, and I could feel it from a mile away."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020