kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Chainsaw

A concoction of ice cold tequila, tabasco, Roses, and lemon-lime mix Garnished with black pepper. Co-invented by the LV4.

After the Cubbies game the LV4 headed to the Gingerman to have a few chainsaw shots along with their brewskis.

by LV4 February 6, 2008

chainsawesome

Comes from the Gamespy Forums. Basically, just an enhanced version of awesome, meaning more awesome than awesome. Can also be changed from "chainsaw"esome, to anything ending with an "aw" sound, such as Terry Bradshawesome, but none other than chainsawesome are "official" terms.

Tom: "Hey, did you see that new movie?"

Bill: "Yeah, it was chainsawesome!"

by Wes September 8, 2004

Chainsword

A sword with a chainsaw blade. Essentially a long, thin chainsaw.

Holy shit! That guy's got a chainsword!

by Mr. Woodchip. February 28, 2011

Chattanooga Chainsaw

When you are going down on a female and then you make a long spanish R sound, rolling your tongue, creating a chainsaw like noise. This works especially well in a construction yard.

Yo Tyrone what was all that racket in the yard last night?
Sorry dude I was givin my girl a Chattanooga Chainsaw.

by Xavier Cunningham October 12, 2014

Move the Chains

Taking things to the next level with a girl (Football Jock Talk)

Jock 1: man ive been tackling Lexi for a week now, and ive already scored, i think its time to MOVE THE CHAINS

Jock 2: You should you guys look good together and she's deffinately girlfriend material

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019