Charmin

A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.

It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”
Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.

Person 2: Negawhat?
by SuperNigga33 October 14, 2023
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Charminator

When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up
Dude: Head to the store for some more TP...I'm working on a charminator.
by Madjohnston June 28, 2017
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soft as charmin

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.
by soft as charmin May 02, 2022
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the dirty charmin

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it
I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.
by Soreal4real October 24, 2015
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The Charmin Tickle

When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.
Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss

Yeah

Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle
by Bruhtatoes February 12, 2024
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