charked

when one becomes so tan that they take on the color of charcoal.

"Damn, Hannah got charked at the beach yesterday."

"I forgot to put on sunscreen a couple days ago and now I'm looking a little charky."

by michaela234 June 22, 2011

Charmed

Silly TV show about three sisters who happen to be witches.

Charmed makes fun of a religion called wicca.

by Vin December 18, 2004

Charged

Short for sexually charged. Also means horny, aroused, wet. Basically it means that someone is ready for sex or really wants to have sex, or want to masturbate.

"I'm all charged and ready to go!"
"I am so charged that I could just explode in my pants!"
"Dude, she was so charged, I couldn't get her off of me."

by beefood March 26, 2010

charmed

the awesomist show in the entire world starring holly marie combs, alyssa milano, shannen doherty, and rose mcgowen. The plot of the show is three sisters who are part of an ancient prophecy that said that generations of their families would get stronger and stronger, culminating in the arrival of three sisters, the charmed ones. Prue(Shannen Doherty), the oldest of the three sisters, died at the end of the third season when she was killed by an evil being.
She was replaced by the Charmed one's half-sister Paige(Rose McGowen). The show ran for 8 seasons after ending in May of 2006.

Holly Marie Combs plays Piper, who has the ability to freeze
Alyssa Milano plays Phoebe, who has the ability to see into the future
Shannen Doherty plays Prue, who has the ability to move objects with her mind
Rose McGowen plays Paige, who has the ability to teleport using orbs of light
Other Charmed cast includes: Brian Krause, Julian McMahon, Dorian Gregory, and Kaley Cuoco

by HollyCombsisawesome May 14, 2007

Charcuddlecups

adj. An Anglo-Saxon word created in 2009 to describe how gay Angus McCallum of Ottawa, Ontario is.

n. The nickname of a young white gorgeous kitten named Misty.

Angus was charcuddlecupping with that guy in bed last night.

Angus was completely charcuddlecups on the dance floor at Reflections this weekend.

Humming, dancing, and charcuddlecupping; 3 of Angus' 4 favourite activities.

I love my sweet Mademoiselle Charcuddlecuppy.

by hot_sauce97 April 25, 2011

Charred Fetus

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.

Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!

by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009

Charted

It's like goated, but it's charted ya know?

"Yo that kickflip was charted!"
"Thanks man"

by oscardish November 10, 2020