chapped

Really screwed, in trouble. Most usually used in California.

Jill: They saw us having sex in the tree and the police are coming!
Robb: Shit, we're hella fucking chapped.

by silentd3 March 08, 2011

Chaps

Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.

If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.

by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006

chap

1. leather pants worn by gays and motorcycle enthusiasts.
2. word meaning friend usually spoken in a painfully exaggerated 17th century british urchin accent.

1. gay dudes wear leather chaps
2. How are you today ol' chap?

by odd_jackal October 07, 2003

chap

Used when something bad happens, or is going to happen.

Teacher: "You all have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow when you walk into class."

Student 1 to Student 2: "Bro, I'm bouta fuckin' fail this shit."

Student 2: "Dude, I know right. It's so chap."

by mystummyhurt August 17, 2018

Chap

A crunchy treat often eaten as a snack or school lunch.

7 steps to be a chap

Be editable
Have carbs
Dont be a cham (soft chap)
Dont be a champ (sandwhich(etc) chap)
Be solid
Be crunchy
Be munchy

Bread can be considered a soft chap.

Common examples: Potato chips, corn chips, crackers, dorito chips, pie crust, cookies, tarts, and some breads.

"Would you like some of my chaps?"

by TheChapMaster September 05, 2018

Chap

To smack someone in the back of the neck, so it loudly makes a snapping sound

I chapped him so hard he still has a mark on his neck.

by Sandboxkidyoungster September 13, 2018

chap

looking like a hott mess..to' up 4rm the flo up

-"Keandra, why u go wit that chap ass boy??"

by beevie May 15, 2006