Gate Chameleon

Also referred to as gate lizards. Persons (usually young, attractive women down on their luck) who wait outside the gates of a military installation in search of naive, young service members (known as boots) in order to acquire goods and services offered on base and spend the boots money on themselves. They blend into the environment and are often seen on the weekends trying to land their prey. Their ultimate goal: marry a boot in order to receive full military benefits i.e. medical, dental, full use of the commissary, exchange, & acquire base housing. Some boots use these gate chameleons as a means to move out of barracks in hopes of gaining independence and receive extra money for acquiring a dependent. Unfortunately, the plan backfires for they're usually assigned a house on base and go broke supporting the chameleon's family (who moves into the home after the honeymoon, if there is one).

"Men, the weekend is here. Beware of those gate chameleons! They know today is payday and they are ready to spend your money."

"Dude, I'm gonna marry a gate chameleon. I can't stand living in the barracks anymore plus I'll make some extra cash because I'm married. Yeah!!!"

by LK_DA April 17, 2014

douche chameleon

A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.

Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.

by basicde June 3, 2015

Chameleon

A chameleon is a middle-sized reptile that can change colors.
They are rather bizarre-looking, because their eyes can point in different directions.
They are famous for their ability to change their color to match their surroundings, hence the nickname, "Chameleon" given to anyone who changes with what's "Popular".

me: I just saw a chameleon!
friend: oh, they are so lame! they think they have a life but they don't
me: no, I mean the reptile

by musicat November 17, 2010

chameleon

(v.) to take on the personality of the person you're with at the moment. this is either done subconsciously, or as a sad attempt to make people like you

(n.) a person who chameleons on a regular basis (i.e. they act different for every person they hang out with)

girl 1: you were so hyper when we were hanging out with Pete, what was that about? you were acting just like him

girl 2: i can't help it, i'm a chameleon around guys

by erica10 March 5, 2008

chameleon

a chameleon is a person who constantly changes their personality based on the group of people they are around at the time,trying to blend with their surroundings.

hey that kid was just telling us how metal he is,with his spiked arm bands on,today i seen him cruising by with some rap blastin and his hat to the side...what a fucking chameleon!

by mindlesssk8r876 September 14, 2012

Chameleon

A person who adjusts themselves to fit into whatever happens to be cool at the moment. Includes their appearance, their interests, their opinions, their personalities. often reffered to as 'scenesters' 'try-too-hards' or 'idiots'.

In lieu of the new emo fad, the chameleon bought a pink shirt, tight ball-squeezing jeans, cut his hair emo style, and parted it over the side, covering exactly 1/3 of his face.

by useful idiot April 18, 2006

chameleon tits

there are some tits that look forward, some look sideways, and some are just out of whack, those are chameleon tits, cause they are independent of eachother like a chameleons eyes.

that chick has chameleon tits

by peteypete March 25, 2007