Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Timotheé Chalamalabingbong

A name for Timotheé Chalamet created by Florence Pugh. A name her mother created for him.

Person 1: "Is it Timotheee or Timothey?"
Person 2: "Is it Chalamet or Chalamey?"
Person 3: "It's Timotheé Chalamalabingbong!!!"

by neptunefroggi February 7, 2022

Calabasas High School

Amazing school. 10/10 recommend sending your kids here. The people are truly amazing and the teachers care. ASB is lit and is a fun way to get involved in school. If you don't like Ciroc don't come to this school.

I wanna be a badass bitch mom, let me go to Calabasas High School.

by BADASSSBITCHYESSS July 12, 2017

Chalbanian mafia

Gang that runs Sterling Heights. Mostly Albanian and Chaldean. Too people. Toni Lulgjuraj, gjohn Lulgjuraj, Ali cherri. Pimp tino, and Kevin Zora. Only ucal niggas out here baby.

Chalbanian Mafia runs this shit

by Moneymakers December 11, 2018

Calabasas High School

The Designated Spawn site for rich white kids.Your school has Toyota Camrys and Honda Civics, we have Mercedes C300s and BMW 3-Series. Ask anyone from this high school if we have seen Kim Kardashian or Travis Scott because we love letting people who don't live in Calabasas know who we have seen. We get pretty annoying about it. If you go to this school just know you are better than everyone else cuz it is what it is.

Damn did you know Dylan goes to Calabasas High School? Yeah he has a Mercedes and always wears Bass Pro Shops Hats!

by CEOofTheGulag April 20, 2020

Calabasas

Calabasas where calabash cousins make sure to kiss and tell and look really expensive while doing it. They were born made and the dollars dwindle unless they swindled!

Calabasas knows how to party! So Cal version of partying means the biggest star 🌟 appears at your toddler's half birthday bash and the favor bags include Gucci iron on patches because even the kids got major swag. While the glam mommies shop and have mommy juice all day long daddy tales a helicopter to his favorite golf course. But they are the middle class version of high class because while near 90210, it is not 90210.

by Freeasabird January 28, 2020

Calabash Nigga

One of them "oh shit u don't fuck with them" people.

Them Calabash Niggas don't play.

by dat nigga dat dude September 14, 2011