is a beautiful, caring, honest and beautiful person. She is a great mother. She never thinks of just herself. She is a loyal friend. She is not the type of person who is a back stabber. She is the best friend that a person could have..... She is also very lovable and she does not put up with shit...
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However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
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Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
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Person 1: Hey bro what got you into Kid Cudi?
Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
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Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
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