Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

by Samwise May 25, 2003

Chamfer

neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies

lol, are you chamfer?

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

caffer lover

Derived from Soth Africa: white person who loves / likes black Africans or people of ethnic groups

Your a fucking caffer lover

by Peter Jamie Anderson June 12, 2005

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans

Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!

by Lesley P. November 23, 2006

Chaffirmative

A combination of Chyea and Affirmative that means yes.

You wanna hang out later?
Chaffirmative.

by Awesome_Man June 13, 2007

Chamfered

The act of penetrating your girlfriend while operating the computer programme “solid works”

I totally chamfered Rachael last night, I managed to finish my coursework and keep her pleasured!

by nandossucksass December 13, 2017