chavlet

Somebody who dresses like a chav and acts all "'ard" despite being about four inches tall.

They generally travel in medium sized groups, occasionally trailing about twenty yards behind their mother.

God damn chavlets are stupid.

by OCE April 22, 2004

Lemon Chalet

A threesome involving two whites males and an Asian female sandwiched in between. Like the tasty treat, a creamy yellow center jammed between two white crackers.

I had a lemon chalet last night but I never touched the other dude.

by JuBlow June 8, 2010

chavletts

The chav children brought up by...you guessed it, chavettes, usually 13-17, often with no help from the dad (he has probably already pregnated another 3 girls). Unfortunatly they create a new wave of anti-social behaviour.

A chavletts first word: INNIT!!
Mum:oi bruv! our safe son jst sed innit, innit
Dad:.....*nowhere to be seen*

by Adam September 3, 2008

chavlet

a mini chav they are just like a chav only there stupid little kids who think chavs are cool

chavlet is 7 year old who trys to copy uncool idiots who hang out outside the local mc donalds

by lol hehe October 27, 2007

Chalet Lasagne

The Layering of fecal matter between toilet paper in a dry toilet bowl when there is no available water to flush away the excrement.

Alan enjoyed a chalet lasagne when there was no available water in the toilets at mt lyford.

by Number 2x2 July 27, 2013

charleta

charleta is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to ur sad little ass but she also seems happy but is really sad and feels like the ghost of the group a blessing yet a curse she's perfect for everyone but everyone isn't perfect for her

i like being lonely but dont like feeling lonely..
other: you seem like a charleta

:other2 how?
you feel like a ghost but like it

by someone else's ghost June 3, 2021

The Charleton

A style of dance generally performed by an individual after dark. It is a convulsive full body thrust often accompanied with sweep the floor. If not done right, could cause serious harm to self and others.

Spike: “Hold my beer, it’s time!”.
Jade: “Do you think it’s a bit early? We haven’t even had dessert.”
Spike: “It’s never too early for the Charleton. Form a circle and Stand back”.

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021