snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

pierre de la chance

When three French men have sex, the man in the middle is "pierre de la chance."

Sacré bleu! Ah am receiving le cock while ah am fucking l'asshole! Ah am none other than Pierre de la Chance! Enchanté!

by Revchu March 31, 2004

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

chancelle

Fun loving girl who can get on your nerves. French word from the root elle meaning beautiful.

chancelle's coming over make sure you bring ear plugs

by rayelle October 21, 2011

sweet chauncey

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.

Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.

by Torts sucks December 7, 2004

Last Chance Cat Ranch

A large animal rescue organization known for burning down a house full of cats.

Wow, I can’t believe someone would let a house with 60 cats burn down only to have around 30 of them die. That must have been the Last Chance Cat Ranch.

by Spok3 April 7, 2023

by chance

A phrase used to inquire about something. Similar to 'I was wondering'

Josh: Would you have maybe a couple bucks for gas by chance?
Me: No I don't man

by J-man19 August 24, 2009