cscoopvevo

they have a huge bussy! used it to suffocate my dad. rest in piss dad!

yeah, cscoopvevo killed briannahew_'s dad! did you know?

who the fuck are you talking about.

by fatfuckingtits June 17, 2021

Cisco

The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.

Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.

by god November 11, 2006

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

Cisco Twist

an energy drink that when you drink you obtain the power to shot lightning out of you cock also known as "COCK LIGHTNING". People bow to the mighty presence of your cock. Men will worship, women will get on there knees and give you mighty blow then there heads will explode from the mighty cock lightning that shoots out of your cock. You will be able to crush a human skull with your bare hands.
CISCO TWIST is made with lemon,oranges, chocolate,and CINNAMON!!!

Dude last night drank some Cisco Twist and now I am Emperor of the World.

by Taco Man 89 March 28, 2009

cisco legend

It is believed that a stoner named andrew once went through the gates of the cisconian hell. He was believed to be obssesed with mac, and would even ssacrifice his life for it. Once had a girlfriend, but never did he even kiss her, because he was internet dating. It is believed that he will one day marry bill gates and convert him to mac.

the cisco legend was a very clever mac user, but he failed to graduate highschool.

by fukiyama September 14, 2006

Cescabot

A person blindly devoted to the Democratic Party and hostile to any progressives that are critical of President Barack Obama, especially if the tendency is to accurately criticize Obama using the facts of his presidency. Etymology: Bob Cesca's cultish, Democrat-devoted "Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog" is regarded by progressives as having gone over the top in its shameless devotion to Barack Obama, such as when Cesca relentlessly attacked well-regarded progressive Jane Hamsher for denouncing Obama's watered-down Health Care Bill using the facts Obama himself provided while campaigning.

Thus, Bob Cesca + Obamabot = Cescabot.

Cescabots are the most mindless of the Obamabots, defending his every policy - even those that extend the Bush Administration policies they previously attacked when Bush was in office.

by conservaslayer June 30, 2011

Cisco

A computer systems company. They allow weak minded CompSci majors to blow them for inflated salaries.

Wow, I guess all that blowing Paul did finally paid off...Cisco is going to pay him 80k a year and now he only has to bend over twice a week.

by Ryan_CHME November 18, 2006