Cesar

Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.
Shit his name must be Cesar cause he got a long ass dick.
by KaylaP143 November 24, 2018
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Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.
I talked to Cesar today. Biggest mistake of my life bro.
by speakingfacts.fr June 11, 2020
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A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.
Oh man, I don't want to hang out with that guy! He is a total Cesar!
by JRTee Man June 13, 2013
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a fat person who eats alot and plays black ops all the time and his dad beats him in the shower
That dude is so cesar .
Hey are yu Cesar?
by shaplapo April 09, 2011
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A smug arrogant prick who impregnates his underage girlfriend and then has to give up his Ivy League beaner scholarship to come back home and get a job he isn't qualified for at the company his beaner-baby-momma's father works at.
Man, Cesar really screwed up when he got that chick knocked up, but it will be ok because soon he will be the boss of all these people that hate him at his new job.
by Servilius Casca May 25, 2012
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A person who cheats on people and who does not know how to manage. Also known as an ass whole. One to stay far away from. Someone with no knowledge, someone who has basically no life. Someone who can stay far away and never come back.
Beware of the Cesar!
If I see a Cesar I'll kick him in the nuts.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FAIL!
by let.them.eat.cake. March 13, 2011
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A “future” army boi that is going int The army to get closer to men to love.
Josh: what are you doing after high school?
Cesar: oh I’m going to join the army to be Cesar
by Cesar-is-gay March 20, 2018
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