A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
by BlankShouter March 17, 2023
Get the Socialist Certification of Quality mug.An oft-given element when guest speakers are invited to conferences and seminars in Philippine schools. Usually written informally but is something like a recognition for those speakers.
And now...we hereby present our Certificate of Appreciation to our guest speaker Mrs. Vista for her wonderful insights on this intriguing topic!!!
by mintysparkly29 January 17, 2023
Get the Certificate of Appreciation mug.Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.
I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025
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