Certified freak

The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex

Dezarae is a certified freak yo I just came in my pants

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 10, 2019

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 01, 2018

Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.

Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.

by Gravehund April 26, 2017

certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot

damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket

by i am stroke July 02, 2019

certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

by lildaywalker November 17, 2009

Certified STEPPAH

Known for killing people, a person who kills people, the person who is recognized for shooting first and asking questions later.

Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!

Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!

by Shootahdcpassion August 14, 2019

vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout

dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny

by Noah Bush January 27, 2015