cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Ceramic phone to God

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.

"aw God!"
*bleurgh*

by moodus March 13, 2005

creaming it

Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating

I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.

by HybridStorm March 26, 2005

creaming your jeans

When someone gets overly excited about complete bullshit for absolutely no reason

Donald stop creaming your jeans it’s just a video game

by Spenny69420 September 1, 2020

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

ceramophile

One who is fascinated by and/or collects ceramics, particularly cookie jars.

Spoken by Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) in the 30 Rock episode "The Collection."

JACK: I can't destroy them. I'll give them to someone! A fellow ceramophile.

LEM: You're like John Kerry with his windsurfing. I warned him, too.

by smokemouth January 27, 2010