Calvin College

A Christian college in Grand Rapids, Michigan U.S.A. Known for its Jesus freaks, hot snobby bitches, and shitty investments. Has a 99% acceptance rate because they don't hesitate to financially rape someones' pockets for $35K a year. Doesn't have any real sports. 100% dry campus. If you fuck someone in the dorms, they will kick you out. About 90% of the student body is composed of social retards who go there because they grew up in sheltered, Jesus loving, god fearing communities and are attempting to add four more years to avoiding the real world. Most students graduate in over four years due to the schools' curriculum of required theology and other bullshit classes that real schools don't teach. The student body is about as ethnically diverse as Toronto, Ontario (roughly 70% white, 30% asian, and about six blacks). The asians generally stay with one another and avoid white people like they're going to put them in concentration camps. Most of the guys are skinny dickless choches. The very small number of athletically toned guys have no problem tearing through the poon like it's spring break. The girls are stuck up twats who use their religion as an excuse as to why they claim to be virgins. Every girl there will put-out for a guy if his family is rich. Everyone there will piss themselves at the notion of atheists and other non-christian people. Best way to get someone to jerk off in front of you is to start talking about Jesus.

Normal college student: "So what did you do this weekend?"
Calvin college student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"
Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."
Calvin college student: "You're going to hell."

Random Christian: "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
Calvin student: unzips pants

"I'm so sexually frustrated, I'm about to stick my dick in a light socket."

"My type of guy is one whose parents left him a six-figure trust fund."

by commandercrook October 17, 2013

Celline

she has a beautiful smile and has a kind heart, she can be furious sometime's, but she is kind. She is trust worthy and secret keeper. If you have an Emma in your life, don't lose her. And of course she is gorgeous and never a bitch.

Man: Hey u look pretty
Women: O f course because im Celline.

by The Story Maker June 7, 2021

Celine

Celine is a girl who doesn't care what people think. She is shy when you first meet her until she warms up to you. A Celine is beautiful, nice, there for everyone, will take people back even if they hurt her or her friends, she can be indecisive, impatient, and she is short.

Girl 1: Celine is so nice
Girl 2: Ikr she is still good friends with her ex even though he is an asshole

Celine is such a nice person.

by ~BooBoo<3 November 17, 2019

Celina

Celina is an amazing, pretty, athletic, and a very outgoing girl. Her fashion sense is is great. She's also very talented. Her personality is great! She's about 5'3 has dark hair and is so intelligent.

Did you see Celina?
Yeah I did she looks amazing!

by Loverguy May 4, 2017

Calvin

A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!

"OMG i met this new guy...he's like so amazing."
"Sounds like a Calvin to me"

by fappythedolphin January 6, 2013

Celina

A Celina is someone who is very kind-hearted but mean at times but she means well and she is a very loving person who has a lot to give. She’s someone who you can trust wholeheartedly and talk about anything and she’ll be there through every step of the way. She’s tall and adorable and beautiful inside out. She cares about her loved ones and doesn’t hesitate to give people another chance no matter how much they hurt her because that’s just the type of sweet person she is. Always so giving and forgiving. Couldn’t love anyone more than a Celina. Celina’s are people who make your day and always make you smile even through the toughest of times. Their too special to let go, keep them.

I’m so lucky to be married to a Celina like she’s truly the best thing that has ever happened to me. How did I get so lucky?

by Hamna28 July 4, 2021

Celine

Celine. What an extravagant name. She is a kind hearted, adorable and loving person. Her personality is one of a kind. She can brighten your day with just her smile, actually, just seeing her makes your day. Celine is like a god send, great appearance; excellent personality. Whenever she confronts you, your heart explodes and you are facing one angelic human being. Honestly though, Celine is amazing.

Dude 1: Man Celine is gorgeous, every time I see her I feel so soothed
Dude 2: Right?
Dude 1: I think I'm in love...
Dude 2: Yeah...
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Celine: Hello!
Bob: Uh... h-hi!
Bob's Mind: Shit! Celine got me stuttering!

by startrekfan89 August 18, 2018