Calcium howitzers

Relative to calcium cannons, only larger and more impactful in battle.

Duck and cover! that gal is packing calcium howitzers.

by The Casanova March 12, 2026

calcium boulders

A descriptive term for female breasts characterized by an unusually large and full appearance, often resulting from hormonal influences associated with surgical procedures such as fat transfer augmentation, or physiological changes during pregnancy.

She has some nice calcium boulders.

by Doctor WTF October 29, 2025

calcium mountains

Breasts, particularly those that are large, are often emphasized in terms of size or prominence.

She has some nice calcium mountains that are awaiting to be climbed.

by Noisy Jackets October 30, 2025

brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

Thin calcium

Cum

Man i jerked off yesterday and a lot off thin calcium came out

by HOMERDICKSOAP November 28, 2021

The calcium harbinger

The calcium harbinger is what you call someone you hate and uses ai

Person 1: ugh I hate that guy with his freakin ai art
Person 2: that's what I call a case of the calcium harbinger

by Skraillexx March 30, 2024

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025