spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.

John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!

by themalk August 6, 2011

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

by Coil222 June 11, 2006

Ceilena

A great woman with poised with sassiness that cannot be touched. It may be in her walk, her talk, or her looks, but there is no doubt it means she owns the room and has that natural charisma. She has swagger, and dominates in life. Although her hands may be a bit cold at times, she has a warm heart, and her kiss is passionate and perfect. She is usually a dark brunette with long hair. Can be very witty and intelligent and athletic too when she feels like it. There is always a gorgeous smile on her face, and her laugh is really sweet. She is very classy. She never gives one a hard time. She is basically one's best friend.

person 1 - Wow, she's like a goddess!

person 2 - yeah, she's a Ceilena

I love my best friend! She's my Ceilena

Hi Ceilena!!!

by agms July 9, 2011

Cielo

The literal embodiment of perfection in all aspects imaginable. Super smart, witty, and a great person to talk to. Also is super hot and does not recognize it.

Man, I wish I had a Cielo in my life.

by Samurai_141 September 9, 2019

ceiling titty

Those round half sphere lights you have on your ceiling with the little tip in the centre which kind of makes it look like a titty

Person one: it's dark in here
Person two: hold up, let me turn on the ceiling titty

by AlrightFam June 29, 2016

Cielo

Cute ass girl who hella cute. She nice and funny, oh and did I mention cute?

Damn you seen Cielo today? she lookin hella cute.

by Yerrrrrr123 December 8, 2018