Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010

cedryk

He doesn't give a fuck and is a cool guy and is warm blooded.

He is very cedryk and is cool.

by FlashFlame9000 March 15, 2018

cerapaulson

The most hottest funniest smartest coolest most lovely person I’ve ever met

Person 1: Do you know the TikTok account cerapaulson?

Me actually: Yes, I’m mutuals with them

Person 1: WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL

Me: no, cerapaulson is get your facts straight shout

by bubb!egum_wh March 27, 2021

anti-ceramic

Being discriminatory against people from Stoke-on-Trent.

Marc: "look at that bunch of chip-eaters."

Paul: "dude, don't be anti-ceramic"

by Wildpig January 22, 2014

Cedar Ridge Ministries

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org

I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up

by T. Wilson May 8, 2009

Cedric Diggory

Very attractive fictional character from the Harry Potter series who does, unfortunetly, die because that bastard Voldemort ordered Wormtail to in the Riddle Graveyard in the 4th book, The Goblet of Fire.

Didn't Robert Pattinson look so much hotter as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen?

NO! NOT CEDRIC DIGGORY! VOLDEMORT, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Stupid Cho Chang. YOU DIDN'T WANT HARRY WHEN CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS STILL ALIVE, YOU SLUT!

by FoxXSpookyX February 20, 2009

CEDAW

CEDAW means the Convention on the Elimination of all forms of Discrimination against Women. It's a definition set by the UN.

AJ: Women are treated like animals in some countries!
Sarah: I know! that's so sad! The UN should do something, this is against the CEDAW!

by GREATPERSON August 28, 2009