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colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011
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Colon Monarch

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.
by Buck October 19, 2003
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rj colon

A total fatass douchebag aka a fat penguin that waddles down hallways.
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el chololito

White guy with extremely tan balls, or super mexican nutsack
jake has really tan balls, he is el chololito
by tan ball expert September 10, 2011
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Colombian girls

Colombian girls are one of the most beautiful women in the world. They are very sweet and seem very innocent but They are very heavy handed and aggressive. Most likely would win in a fight. They usually have very nice bodies and a big butt. They are also very flirtatious and love attention.
Wow. They're gorgeous. Bet they're colombian girls

"Don't mess with her, shes a colombian girl"
by Erick6678 April 13, 2013
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Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.

The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.

The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.
Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!

I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.
by The Pirate of Pissants April 12, 2006
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colombia

a nice country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs, that is it

colombia has a nice culture, and a variety of people, from blonde haired blue eyed folks, to dark so dark they are almost blue folks, one thing colombians have in common is that they look hot, whoever says colombia means drugs, can go suck their grannies tities, i am not colombian, however i have been there, and that country rules!!!

they got some of the hottest women u can ever come across.
colombia has gotten some hot women, i wouldnt mind marrying one.
by american boy January 19, 2005
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