Castration day

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)

“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”

by Apendicitis April 20, 2021

Chemical castration

The act of getting a man incredibly drunk so he doesn't chase after that girl you like.

person a:hey man I need to get that guy over there really drunk so he can't chat up my girl.

person b:chemical castration great plan!

by pandagirl2853 January 2, 2012

toilet castration

Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.

"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010

denim castration

Symptom of jeans that fit far too snuggly around the crotch area.

I'm getting a bad case of denim castration from that pair of pants my aunt bought me for Christmas. Remind me to head back to the store and trade them in asap. Before I lose the ability to have children.

by white-boy December 28, 2011

kitty-castration

Testicular theaving of the 3rd degree.
Taking of a kittens testicle.
A delicasy in china.

Kitty-castration also known as gettint a kitty fixed.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005

castration cop

a wicked awesome person who hunts down and castrates all people that are unworthy of existance, both male and female. because you can castrate a female.

from the kaztrait, the native tongue word for removal of the sexual organs, and kAp, the native tongue for ruler of the universe.

You better watch your step, asshole, or the castration cop will come after you.

by Castration Cop January 19, 2005

Catsurbation

When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.

Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.

MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."

by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009