Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

siena catholic academy

Siena is a private middle school in Rochester NY. to outsiders, it seems small and lame. but in the end, you can take a student out of the academy- but you can never take the academy out of a student.

"damn i'd give anything to go back to Siena Catholic Academy

by ragewithmage January 22, 2018

St.Paul Catholic Highschool

A high school in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one-ply toilet paper and no paper towels. The vice-principle, Mrs.Strukelly, is addicted to eating lettuce, whilst the other vice principal, Mr.Noelt, is a thot for the gram. St.Paul ranks #5 for 'Most Gay Places To Visit' on WatchMojo.

"I went to St.Paul Catholic Highschool, and now I'm infertile"

by MrNoelt October 9, 2019

Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).

Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

by loprogression March 26, 2008

tampa catholic

the school that kids go to when they are not smart enough to get into Jesuit.... aka Jesuit Rejects

hey why do you go to Tampa Catholic?
im not smart enough to go to Jeusit
ohh right my bad

by ispeakthe truth September 25, 2005

Indult Catholic

Catholics who prefer to attend Tridentine Latin Masses.

Jan is an Indult Catholic who drives 30 miles every Sunday to attend a Tridentine Mass.

by wannabepriest January 28, 2008

catholic accident

The child caboose in a (roman) catholic family, generally several to many older siblings, normally younger by as many as five years or more. Most know the Church is vehemently against abortion (duh), but it also highly disapproves of birth control, as well. This makes the likelihood of accidental / unplanned births among the most devout families almost an inevitability.

In the O'Callahan family of Medford, there are six children : Mary, Patrick, the identical twins Rory and Maile, Kathleen, and Kevin. Did I forget someone ? Oh, yes, a seventh - Edward, called Teddy by everyone else, although the twins jokingly refer to him as John Thomas behind his back as he is seven years (!) behind the next youngest sibling. Teddy is the caboose of the family, or more appropriately, the Catholic Accident, as his birth was something of a surprise (i.e., unplanned).

by Virgin Suicides April 17, 2017